What did AI get itself into, lately?

What did AI get itself into, lately?

AI this, 

AI that, 

AI is there, 

No, AI is here,

AI is gonna get you, 

AI is gonna get every body, 

AI is the future,

No, AI is the present,

AI is happening...

AI slop,

AI first! AI first! AI first!

So, i asked AI: What prompted you to be AI first?

AI responded, literally: "A" is the first letter of the English alphabet.

 "I" is the first-person singular pronoun.

Contextually, i said: No AI..., "A" is for "artificial", you would know about that; 

and "I" is for "intelligence", something you got from humans, you would know about that too, wouldn't you?

AI responded, Intelligently: "My mistake", i got that from humans too, do i not?

I said, defensively: Now, don't get too smart before i press down on your power button.

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AI first?